Kleinwüchsiger auf chinesisch - A weng zweng - Macht aber nur für die Bewohner südlich des Main (der Donau) auf Anhieb Sinn


Aktuelle Zeit: Di Okt 07, 2025 7:13
holzer95 hat geschrieben:Was heißt auf chinesisch Dieb?
Lang-Fing
Und Polizist?
Lang-Fing-Fang
Und der Polizeihund?
Lang-Fing-Fang-Wau
Und die Polizeihundhundehütte (was für ein wort, WOW)
Lang-Fing-Fang-Wau-Bau
MFG Jonathan
This is the Discworld, which travels through space on the back of four elephants which themselves stand on the shell of Great A’Tuin, the sky turtle.
Once upon a time such a universe was considered unusual and, possibly, impossible.
But then… it used to be so simple, once upon a time.
Because the universe was full of ignorance all around and the scientist panned through it like a prospector crouched over a mountain stream, looking for the gold of knowledge among the gravel of unreason, the sand of uncertainty and the little whiskery eight-legged swimming things of superstition.
Occasionally he would straighten up and say things like ‘Hurrah, I’ve discovered Boyle’s Third Law.’ And everyone knew where they stood. But the trouble was that ignorance became more interesting, especially big fascinating ignorance about huge and important things like matter and creation, and people stopped patiently building their little houses of rational sticks in the chaos of the universe and started getting interested in the chaos itself – partly because it was a lot easier to be an expert on chaos, but mostly because it made really good patterns that you could put on a t-shirt.
And instead of getting on with proper science' like finding that bloody butterfly whose flapping wings cause all these storms we’ve been having lately and getting it to stop, scientists suddenly went around, saying how impossible it was to know anything, and that there was anything to call reality to know anything about.
All this was tremendously exciting, and incidentally did you know there were possibly all these little universes all over the place but no-one can see them because they are all curved in on themselves? Incidentally, don’t you think this is a rather good t-shirt?
Compared to all this, a large turtle with a world on its back is practically mundane. At least it doesn’t pretend it doesn’t exist, and no-one on the Discworld ever tried to prove it didn’t exist in case they turned out to be right and found themselves suddenly floating in empty space.
Fassi hat geschrieben:Obwohl ich mir nicht sicher bin, ob das nicht eh als Witz gemeint ist
Der Vorteil der Klugheit besteht darin, dass man sich dumm stellen kann.
Das Gegenteil ist schon schwieriger.
Kurt Tucholsky (1890-1935)